Duck.

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

chicken

hmm..

today..

i shall be the teacher for today..

and let me tell u more about chicken..

like hw chicken are born..

and why are they called chicken..

first qns first..

chicken are born through an egg..

which come out from a mama chicken backside hole..

which also mean this mama chicken and papa chicken had fu*k..

then tt why gt an egg..

then the mama chicken will just sit on the egg waiting for it to hatch..

after 30 days of siting on hard oval stupid egg..

mama chicken will haf the shape of an oval for her backside...

mama chicken will b so happy lahz..

though it play tricks also..

like putting the egg under ppl backside....

then go fu*ck wif papa chicken..

i wonder if they gt use condum nt..

or fu*ck on the water bed??

lols..

and wat if the egg did nt hatch after 30 days??

guess wat the papa chicken will do??

he will just carry one hammer and hit on the egg..

to help the small chicken to come out..

tt chicken will be shortshort..

so weak lahz..

haha..

still nid hammer to help it break the egg shells..

some more i think the hammer had knock the small chicken skull..

and she become an idiot..

who think tt she is a zheng jiang ren..

when she is just a chicken lahz..

oh ya..

forgot to tell u all..

chicken don bath..

tt y they had chicken smell..

and it stink can?

like stink bomb...

smell like rotton black shit..

^_^

second qns:

why are they called chicken??

in the lete 1800's..

early human..

eh..i don think they are human..

just stupid things tt walk on the earth wif two legs..

who like gold gold things..

and they ate only gold colour things..

but hor..

they are colour blind..

everything to them are gold..

so ya..

then so finally...

food was scarce,..

then there is only a place in the whole wide world lahz..

where also two legged small smelly anmails(chicken) live..

why??

because tt the only place where rubbish were..

tt y chicken stink k..

but these things were so hungry they had no chioce to kill these two legged small smelly anmails..

however, chicken to them are nt gold..

are brown in colour..

at first chicken name was Ptarmigan..

but then it was too long to be remmeber...

so they change it to be chicken..

and e two legged small smelly anmails was been call a chicken since then..

i was searching web..

saw this wibsite..

anyway..

hw chicken can be so stupid plus ugly..

^_^ll

http://www.subservientchicken.com/

try typing..

"say hi"..

"jump"..

"walk around"..

"skip around"..

"rub your eyes"..

or others u can try..

remind me of short short..

so stupid lahz..

haha..

anyway..

i also noe hw cook roast chicken also..

first..

we shld be no pityness..

just pull out all the chicken feathers..

while the chicken keep screaming..

then apply mositure on the skin..

so it will be tender...

then help the chicken to exersie at the joints..

so it will be a tender meat..

then use a broom and hit the head..

to make it goes into lalaland for awhile..

then stick the roast thing tt metal stick through the chicken neck to it backside..

although it will be damn bloody lahz..

oh ya..

remember keep the blood..

we will nid it later part of the cooking..

apply honey on the skin...

then put in the roaster to roast..

before u put it in..

remember tied the legs..

cos this stupid chicken will kick..

so ya..

if u don wanna spoiled ur toaster then just tied it..

eh..

the chicken will scream lahz..

cos too hot liao..

just put ear plug into ur ear can liao..

then turn the roaster to 100 degrees..

then take the blood and pour into a bowl..

mix some pepper..

mix some salt..

mix honey..

and give it to the vampire..

if he drink nv die..

mean the blood is nice..

if he die..

then we can noe chicken(shortshort) are so dirty..

so we shld just don drink the blood..

ayway..

after mins after mins of toasting..

the meat is cooked...

use chopper chop the head off..

blood spatter..

use tissuse to clean can liao..

then chop every parts..

i noe where meat nice..

u noe the joint where the drumstick were??

lols..

the drip the chicken meat into the mix blood..

see wheather it taste nice..

i bet a arm pit hair from my one of the three asses..

tt is taste nice..

Duckie died at 4:56:00 PM