Duck.

Friday, September 01, 2006

hmm..
last lesson i teach u abt chicken..
nw i wanna teach u abt beef..
i had to check up the beef infor in internet..
i don noe beef well..
but still can give a lesson on beef lahz..
i'm not so stupid lahz..
if nt hw be teacher here teach u??
lols..
anyway..
as u noe..
beef = meat..
meat = cow..
cow = big calf..
big calf = small calf..
so hw excatily small calf come out nehz..
small calf come out from mother cow asshole..
when it come out rite..
it is wrap wif a sticky waxy red things like a balloon..
then the small calf gt four legs lahz...
then the mother cow will go lick up the sticky waxy red things..
and eat it..
the sticky waxy red look somthing like da yi ma lahz..
haha..
imgine lick it and eat it..
haha..
see hw disgesting can a mother cow be..
green plants or grasses don eat..
eat these kind of things..
anyway..
hw the small calf found itself in??
cos the father cow and the mother cow fuck lahz..
so easy..
they don lie on grass fuck hor..
they did it while standing,..
i wonder where they put the vibrater..
xD...
then father cow sperms inside mother cow liao nor..
then like tt nor..
the father cow sperms fuck mother cow eggs nor..
then create small calf lahz..
so easy..
then hw mother cow noe small calf shld come out liao??
oh..very easy lahz..
just nw gt tell u small calf come out from mother cow asshole rite??
gt the hint??
hiya..think u too stupid..
don think lahz..
read on..
when the mother cow wanna shit..
she will shun pian shit the small calf out lahz...
so imgaine hw long did the mothe cow no shit liao..
haha..
must be all the lao sia and harden shit shun pian come out lahz..
haha..
imgaine all the long long strands of grasses..
coming out..
haha..

and hor..

u noe hw small calf noe how to walk??

the mother cow and the father cow bring the small calf to a desert..

so tt the small calf will nt try to eat grasses mahz..

cos no teeth..

later choke..

so nid drink mother cow breast milk..

so mother cow stand there in front of the small calf..

which is still on the floor lahz..

trying to breathe..

noe why??

cos the mother cow all teh lao sia and the hard hard so smelly lahz..

haha..

so must breathe..

catch some frash air..

i wonder y it no die inside..

haha..

small calf hungry will try to stand up to drink milk..

from mother cow breast..

but cannot mahz..

guess wat the father cow do??

hiya..

u very stupid de lahz..

don think..

read on..

i tell u..

father cow penis very hard mahz..

can whip ppl hard hard..

and pain mahz..

so the father cow take it's penis and whip small calf..

the small calf willl slowly craw towards mother cow breast there..

haha..

then mother cow also slowly move abit away from small calf..

imgaine small calf mouth wanna touch the breast liao..

den mother cow stand away again..

like tt repeat nor..

until the small calf cannot take it anymore..

stand up and run towards mother cow..

and hid below and bit the mother cow breast..

lols..

cos in case the mohter cow walk away again..

i pity the mother cow lahz..

i think very pain..

haha...
then the funniest thing hor..
small calf look like mother cow lahz..
look so young lahz..
the mother cow..
look like small calf sister..
haha..

tt hw beef is born lahz..
i wonder wat is the lifetime for cow...
2yrs??
haha..
before the fat fat round round bouncy bouncy butcher come catch and hunt them down..
chop them down into many many small pieces...
then blood slaptters around..
haha..
think is enough to drown one chicken..
haha..

oh ya..

u noe why cow always moo moo moo??

ppl snore is nore nore nore rite??

cow moo moo moo moo nor..

ppl haf sex..

there make sound..

cow moo moo moo moo also nor..

haha..

anyway..

everbody shld try to trip a cow when it is sliping..

is fun..

cow slip while standing up mahz..

can try to trip..

i bet one ryan armpit hair..

is very hard to trip such a heavy cow (middle middle = beef) successfully..

haha..

nid to teach hw cook beef nt??

no nid lah hor??

haha..

if success tripping beef..

i go pluck ryan armpit hair give u..

but must show me arhz..

xD..

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